MikeeP/Suckafish

MikeeP/Suckafish
The One AND Only Suckafish! (Yes, I know it's really a puffer fish. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you're a nerd.)

About This Blog


This blog is an often rambling stream of consciousness which at least one person has argued is the greatest literary achievement since that one time that one cave man drew a smudge that looked like a deer on the wall of a cave located roughly in the vicinity of West Virginia circa 8174 B.C.

Don't be alarmed, you will not find any political, philosophical, religious, humanitarian or intellectual insights in this blog. It exists purely to distract and, on a day when all cylinders are banging, mildly amuse.

One time in high school, I was drinking so much Coca-Cola that I won 2 free T-shirts within a matter of 2 hours from a promotional game involving the caps of the Coke bottles. This has nothing to do with the blog, but I thought it was an interesting story. At the very least, it was a story. Or more like a fact.

I guess if you had to describe this blog in a single word, I would say it's best described as "a" . . . damn, that was my one word. I squandered it on an indefinite article. It still rings true I, guess. If there is one universal truth in this crazy thing we call life, it's that this blog certainly is a.

On a related note, This blog has won, among many, many other awards, honors and accolades, the Nobel Peace Prize in chemistry.